shelikesmyink:

damn right

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172743

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3 days ago

WHEN PEOPLE DON’T BELIEVE MEMPHIS IS THE 20TH LARGEST CITY IN THE UNITED STATES

whatshouldwecallmemphis:

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11

Posted

3 months ago

When my friend asks me if I like anyone right now

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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399

Posted

3 months ago

smokejournals:

can i get a lighter homie

(via stonerproblemss)

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10130

Posted

3 months ago

When I buy a drink larger than my actual stomach capacity

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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326

Posted

3 months ago

When a guy sends me a dick pic

whatshouldbetchescallme:

His expectation

Reality

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231

Posted

3 months ago

When none of my friends want to go out with me tonight

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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181

Posted

3 months ago

When I try to take a shot of tequila without a chaser

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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326

Posted

3 months ago

When I find myself having a life crisis

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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355

Posted

3 months ago

When my dad asks me if I’m single because I have bad credit

myfriendsaremarried:

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169

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3 months ago