20 years old.

livin' the dream.

things i do: smoke hookah, work hard, play harder

WHEN PEOPLE DON’T BELIEVE MEMPHIS IS THE 20TH LARGEST CITY IN THE UNITED STATES

whatshouldwecallmemphis:

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3 months ago

When my friend asks me if I like anyone right now

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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399
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3 months ago

When I buy a drink larger than my actual stomach capacity

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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326
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3 months ago

When a guy sends me a dick pic

whatshouldbetchescallme:

His expectation

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Reality

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231
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3 months ago

When none of my friends want to go out with me tonight

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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181
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3 months ago

When I try to take a shot of tequila without a chaser

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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326
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3 months ago

When I find myself having a life crisis

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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355
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3 months ago

When my dad asks me if I’m single because I have bad credit

myfriendsaremarried:

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169
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3 months ago